A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked how she liked it."Oh, I really liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killin…

A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked how she liked it."Oh, I really liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.""What do you mean?""Everone kept screaming, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

— public joke corpus