Chuck Norris parks his car in a no parking zone to buy some groceries. When he returns to his car, he sees a cop standing there. „Is that your car?“, he asks.

Chuck Norris parks his car in a no parking zone to buy some groceries. When he returns to his car, he sees a cop standing there. „Is that your car?“, he asks. „Yes, what‘s the problem?“, asks Chuck. The cop points at the big no-parking sign and says: „Sorry Sir, it looks like we put that sign in the wrong place.“

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