Can you decipher this phrase? Weather Cast Cast Cast Cast Weather forecast!
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What did Puffy say when Ben asked him about J-LO ? "Take that, take that"
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The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.
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FOREST WARDEN: "Which of you saw this rare tree get cut down? CAMPER: "Only the chain saw."
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Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who's you? (This is me, who's you.)
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According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 7 out of 10 people are
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A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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Q: Why do elephants have big ears? A: Because Noddy would not pay the ransom!
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What did the statue say to the other after a break-up and make-up? I'm sorry I took you for granite. (granted) hahahaha
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How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb? They wouldn't, they might brake a nail!
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My home town is so small, we have part-time village idiot.
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Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, are catholics people addicted to cats?
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where you were going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving."
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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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Diner: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?Waiter: Look's like the backstroke sir!
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What kind of monkey eats chips? A chipmunk!
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Route 66 says to the country road: Hey, man, you straight? Country road says: Heck no, I'm a byway!
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The Perfect Breakfast: You're sitting at the table and: your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties.... your mistress is on the cover of Playboy ... and your wife is on the back of the milk carton...
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