Period- The thing at the end of a sentence.
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Every joke I've kept
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
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I bought a book called "How to Hug," and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia. I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn't do Tuesdays.
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How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank!
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BOB- We were learning about fractions today in math class. JOE- Oh, really? What did you learn? BOB- One half of what I was supposed to!
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Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?" "He thinks a lot, dear," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness. "Then why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny.
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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean? What is the median and what is the mean? There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6. Compare each number with the median, the mean is 10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.
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Child: Mom! I got a 100% on my homework! Mom: Really? On what subject? Child: A 40% on science and a 60% on spelling.
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What did the chicken say to the bully? Why don't you peck on someone your own size?
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How dod the person take over the remote?
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This is the worst joke ever. Give it no smiley face.
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What is a plant's favorite school year? KinderGARDEN!!!
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It is illegal to stick coins in your ears in the state of Hawaii.
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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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What's missing? ch_ _ ch U R you are
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1. Who's idea was it to put "s" in the word "Lisp"? 2. Trust in God, but keep your car locked. 3. They say that swimming is good for your figure. If so, what happened to whales?
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
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Mr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth. "I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk," he said to the zookeeper. The zookeeper replied, "It would probably say, 'Hey dummy, I'm a cheetah!"
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