Rabbits don't know Addition or Subtraction but. they sure do know how to Multiply .
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What do you get when multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction don't shower for a month? The Odor of Operations
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What question does a pencil ponder on? 2B or not 2B
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What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day? 7:47
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What did one hamburger bun say to the other hamburger bun? Nothing. They had beef between them.
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I bought a little bag of air today... The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it
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Throwing out perfectly good clocks. Is a waste of time.
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Why couldn’t the beekeeper afford a GPS device? Because honey can’t buy mappiness.
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so I played a horror game... The game was free, therapy was not \-Doki Doki 2020
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The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam... Aced it!
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What materials do fruits use for walkways? Pomegranate
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I just found out Canada isn’t real. Turns out it was all maple leaf.
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5 ants rent an apartment. they realize there is plenty of room so they invite another 5 ants to join them They are now Tenants
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Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age, there was The Copper Age... Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...
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Did you know to that tin can was invented 1810, but the can opener wouldn’t be invented for another 16 years? So until then they were just called can’ts.
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How did the mob identify the copper? By finding a wire!
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Copper and chromium must be pretty great atoms... If they have such an exceptional ground state
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what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal. China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
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