Every joke I've kept

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Q: What's the difference between a black owl and a white owl? A: White owl: Who who Black owl: Who that who that

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?"

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Q: Why do people have small dogs? A: So they can carry them in their bags, and when the person farts, they can blame it on the dog.

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This is a joke song ok "I pledge allegiance to the flag, Micheal Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys, but now he plays with little boys."

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How do priests make Holy Water?They boil the hell out of it!

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The Americans and the Russians had a car race, in which the car from America won. However, the report in the newspapers of Russia, read as follows – "In a recent motor race, the Russian car finished in second place, while the American car finished next to last." (There were only two cars involved!)

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Golf is a Hard Game to Figure.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit it onto all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out, and for no reason at all, you really stink.

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I don't know much about prison, but it sounds like a pain in the ass.

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Can you decipher this phrase? lookkool Look both ways!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A: A jump rope

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This guy and a girl were in a golf cart and the guy drops his tees out of his pocket and the lady asks what is he doing? So, the guy says: I put my balls on them and I drive them.

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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day... He loves his pot.

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What's red and invisible? No tomato.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

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I'm so bad my imaginary friend left me.

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

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Proposed slogans for Holyfield-Tyson III10. The third Gogh around9. Dahmer vs. Psalmer8. The last supper7. Ear-reconcilable differences6. Grazing Bull5. You wanna piece of me?4. Blood, Sweat and Ears3. Lobe's labor lost2. Bite of the century1. Why? Because I lobe it

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Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

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