Every joke I've kept

I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

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What sound does a Turkey make? "coup coup"

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron

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They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!

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To be Frank... I'd have to change my name

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Why are pills white? Because they work.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

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Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else. Click bait

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"Siri, why am I single?" Siri: opens front face camera

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie? Total recall

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

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We should've known about the failure of communism. In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...

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"You want to see a pig with three eyes?" A piiig

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Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves.

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What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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