Every joke I've kept

The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing

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My math teacher called me average... How mean.

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I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor

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Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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90s kids won't get this . . . Social Security benefits.

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My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.

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My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... Lazy

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What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.

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99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people

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As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. I'm so sorry..

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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.

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How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking.

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