Using proper punctuation, grammar, and spacing is highly recommended because it makes your jokes readable and understandable. If people are having a hard time understanding your jokes, they will be rated poorly and your score will suffer because of it.
— public joke corpus
A little girl came to a pregnent lady, and while pointing to her stomach asked : "What's that?"The lady proudly replied: "That's my little baby and I love him very much!"The little girl then said: "If you love him that much, then why the hell did you eat him?"
— public joke corpus
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
— public joke corpus
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
— public joke corpus
Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? A: There is nothing to change.
— public joke corpus
What's the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis! Endless Love!
— public joke corpus
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
— public joke corpus
A brunette said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
— public joke corpus
16 more white keys than black keys on a piano.
— public joke corpus
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday?A: You tell her a joke on Friday.
— public joke corpus
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
— public joke corpus
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
— public joke corpus
You know your are in Alaska when you go to court and they ask you where you were on the night of October to April!
— public joke corpus
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb???? A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?
— public joke corpus
A man walks in to an auto store and askes the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. the blonde says,"i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies."
— public joke corpus
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot?
— public joke corpus
So I said to the taxi driver, "King Arthur's Close." He said, "Don't worry, we'll lose him at the next set of lights." - Tommy Cooper.
— public joke corpus
Knock-knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!!!
— public joke corpus
The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning. Thank you very much, sir.
— public joke corpus
Teacher: John, where are the Great Plains? John: At the airport.
— public joke corpus