That's a nice ham you have there. It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end...
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Every joke I've kept
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what is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? one is heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday. it was a risk I was willing to take
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This fibonacci joke. is as bad as the last two you heard combined
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues.
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
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My mate David was a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him Dav
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What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf? An unawarewolf.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am...Can you believe that, 2:30am!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes
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Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted
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You can freeze a human to -273.15 C. He'd be 0K.
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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
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Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.
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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
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the flat earth society has members all around the globe
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Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool
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Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
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My phone fell from the 20th floor, good thing it was in airplane mode.
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I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat. The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."
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