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A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.
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What did the letter O say to the letter Q? "For God's sake man, put some pants on!"
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I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day.
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Down with the metric system. No more foreign rulers!
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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole.
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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half.
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!
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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude
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I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good.
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either
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One day Canada will take over the world. Then we'll all be sorry.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
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My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
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I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.
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A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says. You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.
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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
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Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...
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This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made
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