Every joke I've kept

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!

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You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.

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[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens

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My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.

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I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks...

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Was late to my first Fight Club last night? So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him

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Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning

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What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go.

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How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua

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What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish

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You already know the punchline. What is the worst part about time travelling jokes?

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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".

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What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal.

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My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

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If Satan lost his hair there would be hell toupé.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys

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