What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
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Every joke I've kept
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99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.
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Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
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My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!
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Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo.
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Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
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What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? "Everyone got seat belts on back there?"
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A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out
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I saw a lizard. and it became a spotted lizard
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What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants.
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went to a temporary tatoo parlor. it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.
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I'm positive I lost an electron better keep an ion that.
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I poured my root beer into a square cup. Now I've just got beer.
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It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
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Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
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What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime
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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
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My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary
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If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc.
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