What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
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Every joke I've kept
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Jokes about unemployed people are not funny... They just don't work.
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Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
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If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby.
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When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp.
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Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous. I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed.
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I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'.
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What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso
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'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille
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Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick.
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Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed
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I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur.
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Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house
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Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up..... but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have 2 half sisters
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The Artist. I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
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How do you drown a hipster? Throw them into the mainstream.
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A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
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What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.
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