Every joke I've kept

Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender...

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I bought a universal remote the other day. and I thought to myself "Wow, this changes everything!"

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Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet. but most have just four.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.

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A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?”. “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”

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"Master Yoda, are we on the right track?" "Off course, we are.."

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time.

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You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol.

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It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep.

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My Local Pizza Place Just Folded. Now they serve Calzones.

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Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.

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I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it.

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[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!

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I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.

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If you're not part of the solution... You're part of the precipitate.

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what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music? mount rushmore

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Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey"

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Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it.

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So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

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