Every joke I've kept

Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.

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What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism? Doesn't matter.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company

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What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!

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I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

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When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back.

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No matter how kind you are. German children are kinder

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I named my son Gram. It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period.

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Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines.

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I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate.

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Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole

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Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally.

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Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work.

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Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

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"Mom, i'm in the hospital." "Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."

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