Every joke I've kept

Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial.

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines.........

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I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected.

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My dad's bread factory burnt down. Now his business is toast

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I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work

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This is why I don't tell Math jokes. The average maths joke is pretty mean

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My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday. luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile? "Do not touch"

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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces. They would become alloys

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I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator.

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It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a whisk taker

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Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller.

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I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned.

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"Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."

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What pronouns should you use with a chocolate bar? Her/she

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"I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

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I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best.

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I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.

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