Did you hear there is a coin shortage in America? We're running out of common cents.
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Every joke I've kept
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What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
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I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
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The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
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With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message.
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T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you're forgetting.
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