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Every joke I've kept
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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What does the hot dog say after winning a race? I'm a WIENER!!!
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? 1. No, 2, no, 4, no, 8, no, 16, 32, 64, 128 . . .
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What do you call a sheep with no eyes? A blind sheep (what else?)
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When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a quiet smoke. Jack returned with lung cancer and Jill a fatal stroke.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Irvin is driving down the freeway to go to work when his cell phone rings. It's his wife: "Irving,I just heard on the news that there's a car going down the freeway in the wrong direction. Please try to be careful." "It's true,"Irving replies,"But not just one car- there are hundreds of them!"
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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!
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Atlas is the biggest thief in history, because he held up the whole world.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!
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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially? Before was was was was was is.
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The secret to enjoying a good wine is: 1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2 - When it does not breathe, give it mouth-to-mouth
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What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant? IHOP!
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
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