Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because it wasn't peeling well
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Every joke I've kept
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What did Margie say about her brain surgeon? "I really gave him a piece of my mind!"
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To understand what recursion is... You must first understand what recursion is
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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.
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Bad at golf? Join the club.
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Sadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[ My mother always told me not to point!! =]
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Who is the patron saint of playgrounds? St. Francis of a see-saw!
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Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Why can't a gypsy man walk right? Because he has crystal balls!
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Some Wocka jokes have been picked by the system as the "joke of the day". However, how can you know which day the joke was picked? Searching does not work, and it will be very tiring to browse page after page. Look at its comments and see in which day it received lots of comments!
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A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
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In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Knock-Knock Who's there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key, open up!
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1 C A and 4 H A in a M M
1 C A and 4 H A in a M M 1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!
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Why should you have only one egg for breakfast? Because un oeuf is enough!
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"Did you hear that TGI Fridays is opening a new restaurant?" "Yeah, it's called WTF Mondays."
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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
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What's bigotry? What you find in an Italian forest!
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