Every joke I've kept

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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume? "Sat on the Presidential Staff"

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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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"Flight 2341, for noise abatement, turn right 45 degrees." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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"Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday?" "Is that so? Well, I suppose you'll sue me for damages?" "Not at all. What'll you take for the dog?"

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Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

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Q) What do you call an ant from overseas? A) Important

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! Student: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home

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Have you seen the lottery tickets from India? If the spot on your ticket matches the spot on your forehead, you win a 7-11 store.

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Did you hear about the woman who poured margaritas in her birdbath? Enough tequila mockingbird.

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Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day? A. Regular Rocks are too heavy!

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What do you call a holy man that fries potatoes? A chipmonk

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What is a musician with real high morals? Virtuoso.

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I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

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Little Tommy was telling his friend Billy all about his Christmas presents. "My daddy bought me a mouth organ. It's the best present I've ever had." "Why?" "Because my mummy gives me extra money every week if I don't play it."

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Quick - Cheap - Good Pick 2. - Dennis Robertus.

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A girl and her best friend were at a cafe. The girl said her boyfriend finally told her about marriage. Her best friend asked her what he said. "He is married and has 3 kids," she replied.

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Q: What goes, "KCAUQ, KCAUQ"? A: A duck flying backwards!

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Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

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