Every joke I've kept

Mary had a little lamb! The doctor fainted!

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Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law - A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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Did you ever notice...?

Did you ever notice that a lot of people will do just about anything to get attention? Like putting jokes up on a website! P.S I love Wocka.

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What is represented by this? WOWOLFOL Wolf in sheep's clothing (wool)!

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I often dream of the day when my car will be able to drive me home after a long hard day of work. That's about the time the driver next to me abruptly blows his horn telling me to wake up and get back into my own lane.

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To add a joke to this list: Click the "Add to My Favorites" link when you are viewing a joke. To get rid of one of your favorite jokes: Go to your favorite jokes page. Next to each joke there is a garbage can icon. Click on the icon to get rid of that joke from your favorite's page.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam!

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I'm trying computer dating, at least I'm not getting dumped... but I do get deleted.

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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

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Make sure you are in a public place with a lot of people around. Sniff the air a couple of times (make sure it is loud sniffs). Turn to you wife and say in a loud voice "Hey honey did you fart?!".

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At the end of a T.V. show, why do they say "filmed in front of a live audience?" Well, it wouldn't be a dead audience, would it?

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Diplomacy: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Q. What do you call a guy that sits on your doorstep? A. A Matt.

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My mom had just placed some flypaper out when my little cousin wandered in. She was fascinated watching the flies get caught. Finally, my mom asked, "Molly, don't you have flies in your house?" "Yeah, we have flies. We just don't have anything for them to sit on."

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Q: How does god change a light bulb? A: He holds the bulb and rotates the planet.

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The funniest bumper sticker is: Keep honking I'm reloading!

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"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno

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A farmer sent his nephew a crate of chickens, but the box burst open just as the boy started to take them out.The next day he wrote his uncle, "I chased them through my neighbor's yard, but only got back eleven." The uncle wrote back: "You did all right.I only sent six."

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It's so easy, it makes pie look hard.

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One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow.

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