Every joke I've kept

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack.

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How do you milk a sheep? Put an apple logo on your product.

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How many D D players does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Never split the party.

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An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. Then she noticed me so we went for a run.

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Why don't Ewoks yell inside? Because they use their Endor voices!

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Which country has the fastest growing capitol? Ireland. It's Dublin every year.

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A man arrived to a Duel with only a pen and a piece of paper. He proceeded to draw his weapon

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I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time.

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I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.

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How did the doctor cure the invisible man? He took him to the ICU

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My friend is really optimistic and is always telling me : "Cheer up, you could be in a deep hole filled with water..." I know he means well...

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Interviewer - Okay, describe yourself in 3 words. Lazy

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Dad: What’s a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe. Me: it’s Narnia Business....

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Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they're working around the clock.

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If you're here for the yodeling lesson. please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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I froze myself to -273.1°C. ..my friends and family are worried, but I'll be 0K

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I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras. Thanks for every ting.

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I was raised as an only child. which really annoyed my sister

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The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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