Knock-knock Who's there? Joe Joe who? Jo mama
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How many little brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Three- one to hold onto the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: It isn't very heavy. I think I can carry it myself.
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Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
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There was a guy he had to deliver a package to the nearest town which took three days to get there. If he leaves on Friday and arrives on Friday how is that possible? He doesn't stop to rest. *His horse's name is Friday.
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What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?Doughnut seeds!
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Police officer: "Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle". Dog owner: "Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle".
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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In the US, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited.In Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law.In France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law.
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Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
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Windows95...the best $159 Solitaire game you can buy.
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The running water in Singapore can be drunk directly. So when I get thirsty, I go to the toilet and drink. But how to make a bowl of instant noodle? A girl thinks: "Since the running water can be drunk directly, the water from electric bathing machine also can!" So she use the water from bathing machine to make instant noodle.
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A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room.Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "Well, that settles that."
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Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
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Why should you never play poker in the jungle? -because there are too many cheatahs!!
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