Every joke I've kept

My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

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I stayed up all night trying to think of a joke. And then it dawned on me.

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Some of us live thousands of miles away from most of our relatives and can't be with them this holiday season Please don't be jealous

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90's kids won't get this 😂😂. Affordable housing prices

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To be frank. I'd have to get a new ID card.

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If Dodge made an electric car... Would it be called a Dodge Chargeable

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What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.

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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? The drill slipped.

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I want to buy Apple’s new monitor but I only have $4,000... I can’t stand it!

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This sums up the 90s. 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 = 945

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I don’t have a “dad bod.”. I have a father figure.

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Are you guys OK? I haven't heard from you all year.

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I just got fired for something that I didn't do... my job.

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Told a girl she looks better without her glasses on. She said I also look better without her glasses on.

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REMINDER: If you have promised your SO that you will love them 24/7. Today is 24/7

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Courtesy of my 6 year old - Where did fozzy bear take his dog? For a walka walka walka

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I was watching Jurassic park the other day.. . when I thought "not only does my son have a really stupid name, he ́s also a terrible driver"

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The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

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I searched google for "how to start a large fire" 52,000 matches

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How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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