Every joke I've kept

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult? Because X was always 10

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___________________________________. With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.

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I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something.

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The American school system is very disorganised and poorly run. I guess school really does prepare you for the real world

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In Laughter, the L comes first. The rest of the letters come aughter it.

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Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.

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If you think your microwave spying on you is bad... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...... I just couldn’t concentrate.

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Some day, canada will take over the world. Haha woosh

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If you sin 90 times you'll only be caught 45 times. Because Sin 90 = Cot 45

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Just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch.

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My dentist asked me the last time I flossed. I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

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This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm". I said, "It's sedate."

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A king has 3 cups in front of him. The first 2 cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the King's name? King Philip III

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For my birthday, the only thing I got was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with.

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A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... "Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" The bear responds:"No, I'm stuffed."

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If I was a cop I would be ticketing people for not using their turn signals.. Left and right

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Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out - We don't serve your type".

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I decided to cut ties with all the people weighing my down. My climbing partner didn’t appreciate it

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I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered - the chicken.

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