Every joke I've kept

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone

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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year

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A man goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg. The answer is the chicken.

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Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain. Because there's so many Links

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Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

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A man just released from prison was walking down the street shouting, "I'm free! I'm free!"... A little boy yelled back at him, "that's nothing, I'm four!"

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My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won't stick with this one either.

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What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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I know how to make a small fortune from gambling. start with a large fortune

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When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet, I thought someone was actually going to be my friend. Then I saw the next two letters...

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If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards. Just letom.

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I was really bored, so I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

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Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery. Robin: What's a tery

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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.

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I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon. That’s what happens when you cut corners

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I’ve been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you.

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My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.

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“Officer, how did the hackers manage to get away?”. “I have no idea. They just ransomware.”

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