A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
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Every joke I've kept
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What does the "O" and the "N" stand for in 'CLEMSON'? The "O" is for honor, and the "N" for knowledge.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Yudare. Yudare who? You dare to disturb me,while I am sleeping?
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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb? We don't know. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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What You Don't Want on a Plane
What you don't want to hear on an aeroplane: "You can't leave us now Captain, not at this stage!"
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils!
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Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Kentucky Fried was on the side he was leaving from.
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a Bench? A bench can support a whole family.
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My computer is so old, it has a VHS slot instead of a CD/DVD slot!!!
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What's the difference between an HO-sausage and Sputnik? They've officially confirmed that Sputnik 2 had a dog in it.
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What is represented by this? heart heart heart Heart-to-heart!
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
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In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers. They shoot a six, yell fore, and write five.
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Why do firemen use red suspenders? To hold their pants up!!!
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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is a sick bird.
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What did the cat say to the other cat on the phone? Can you hear me-ow?
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