Every joke I've kept

What does "IDK" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What's the similarity between dark humor and food? Some people don't get it.

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called the UPS office in Germany to ask if they were sending out my Oculus Rift. they said VR ready

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Apparently you can't use "beefstew" as a password. It just isn't stroganoff.

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Man Runs In Front Of Car, He Gets Tired. Man Runs Behind Car, He Gets Exhausted.

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What do you call security guards at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Today i taught my son a lesson by eating his homework. Tomorrow he will learn that most people do not believe you, even if you tell the truth.

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Why was the little ink drop crying? His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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I just finished a documentary on beavers. Best dam movie I've ever seen.

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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but... shouldn't that be an even number?

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Why did the guy hate his job at the can crushing factory? It was soda pressing.

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.

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My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder

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My brother always lies, today he finally admitted to being a pathological liar. Yeah, like I'm falling for that

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I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator. I wonder how many people are in that field

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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver? Agstralia

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That's a nice sham you've got there. It would be a shame if somebody... added an e.

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What happened when the escalator broke down? Everyone stopped and staired! 🥁

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Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I was like, "What the Hellmann?"

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To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you.

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