Every joke I've kept

Sauron is a great name. It has a nice ring to it

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I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD. and found out I have Gary Busey

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What's the highest story of any building? Floor 20

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How are dog catchers paid? By the pound!

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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.

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George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman. He even used the name when he had a little grill.

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Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar... Its called inflation.

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This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!

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My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.”. He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.

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Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.

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I finally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

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I was named after my dad. Because I couldn’t have possibly been named before him

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A man lost his luggage so he took the airline company to court. Apparently he lost his case

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot? "Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

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I have the memory of an elephant. I saw an elephant.

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How many of the phrases in English are palindromes? Not a ton

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True Fact: Before the crowbar was invented. Most crows drank at home

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What do you call a dinosaur with anxiety? . . Nervous Rex

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I gave my kid a harmonica for Christmas. And unfortunately he loves it.

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Which popular action figure has a farm? GI GI Joe

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