Every joke I've kept

What's a golfers' favorite type of music? Swing.

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Where do otters come from? Otter Space.

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Q: What's a space pirate's favorite planet? A: mArrrs!

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Why didn't the volcano have any money? It went bank-erupt.

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Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick? Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs,

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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

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Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads? Cause he prefers Tails.

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What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom? Magma.

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Why are volcanoes so jolly? Whenever they hear a joke, they erupt with laughter

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A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today. Said they took him for granite.

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A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.

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A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins... The lion says, "You a cheetah!" The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

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What do you call a duck inside a glacier? A quack in the ice.

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Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra? You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.

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Copper is the only element that have eyes. Becuase it can Cu.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat

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Why do hockey rinks have curved corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

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Do you know what an enforcer does on a hockey team? Just checking.

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Why is the south bad at calculus? They don't know how to integrate.

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What do they call shoes with wheels in Africa? SwaHeeleys.

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