Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
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I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore.
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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet. But I haven't seen any with more than 4.
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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
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Pig says: My name is bacon. Chris P. Bacon.
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A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
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A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The barman says, "Who's first?"
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I hate insects puns, they really bug me.
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I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
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Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.
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Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
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I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.
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I wear two pairs of pants when I go golfing. People always ask me why I do. I say, "I wear two pants when's I golf just in case I get a hole-in-one.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
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