Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn't know how to null his feelings.
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!
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What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune
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Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!
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How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
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Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
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Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
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