While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it? her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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The "I Love You" virus that infects users of Microsoft's outlook has morphed. Watch for these variations:
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"Honor System Virus" This virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard disk, then forward this message to everyone you know. Thank you for your cooperation.
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This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us guys find it rather funny. P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."Tech Support: "Yes."Customer: "My computer isn't working now."Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
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For immediate issue: Password Security Guidelines V2.2b Due to new security policies, the following guidelines have been issued to assist in choosing new passwords. Please follow them closely. Passwords must conform to at least 21 of the following attributes.
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Face it, you're gonna have to go outside eventually. Sure, Amazon.com will deliver right to your door and now even Taco Bell does deliveries, but, mark my words: some day you're going to HAVE to push away from the computer and go ... OUTSIDE!!! Here's a guide:
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QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you. "Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two. "
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How do you know if a blond has used a computer?A:if there's white out on the screen.
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A peek into the thoughts of computer techs worldwide ...an end user's guide to technical services.
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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
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Computers will never be completely "Idiot Proof" because Idiots continue to be so resourceful.
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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331:
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You know you're a good ol' boy computer operator if...
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