Tagged “food”

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn't pasta? An impasta.

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What do you call pasta with a cold? Macaroni and sneeze Was told to me by my 3 year old

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What type of pasta is best eaten on its own? Ravi-lonely.

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I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage. The keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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What brand of cereal is the strongest?? Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.

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What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other? Gluten tag

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Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms. I guess Toucan play that game

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They just discovered an Egyptian tomb filled with chocolate and hazelnut. They believe it is the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

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Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water? Their relationship was strained.

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Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

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I was assaulted by a man with a block of cheese. I mean, how dairy!

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What do you call bread from India? It's Naan of your business.

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What cereal does Spider-Man hate the most? Mystery O's

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If I had a nickel for every bread pun. I'd have a pun-per-nickel.

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Whats a cat's favorite cereal?? Mice Crispies

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I wish my cereal didn't get soggy so fast. But Life is often disappointing.

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What is Gepetto's favorite cereal? I know you think it's Pinnochi-o's, but it's actually Cheerios. They're whittle o's. Though I guess both woodwork.

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton.

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You can lose weight by putting sliced bread on your head. It's a loaf-hat-diet.

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Cereal first or milk first? Neither. Bowl first.

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