Tagged “holidays”

The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine.... depending on your personality.

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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" Santa asks. "I want a Barbie and Xena," the little girl replies. Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," the little girl says. "She comes with Xena. She fakes it with Ken."

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People often think of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' as the days preceding the festival. Actually, Christmas is a season of the Christian Year that lasts for the twelve days beginning December 25 and lasting until January 6 - the Day of Epiphany, when the church celebrates the revelation of Christ as the Light of the world and recalls the journey of the magi.

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

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A woman went to a tattoo parlor. The artist was curious at her unsual request: A turkey on one leg and a ham on the other. The woman looked at the artist and said"My husband complains there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

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On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

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