Tagged “knock-knock”

Knock Knock! Who's there? Who who. Who who who? Is there an owl in here?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Oscar Oscar who? Ask her a silly question, get a silly answer!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who Orange you tired of hearing the same stupid jokes about oranges?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Door is shut thats why i knocked!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Some. Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

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Knock-knock Whose there? Says Says who? Says me

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Knock-Knock Why are you knocking? I've got a doorbell

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Knock-Knock, Who's there? Alarm. Alarm who? Alarm the cops about all the partying I've been having!!

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knock knock! whose there? yer mom oh come in!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Sobers. Sobers who? Sau baras se khatkhata rahen hain, Ab to darwazaa kholo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo, moo, who. Moo, moo, who, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

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How to break up a dating couple: Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I dumped your girlfriend last night?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Me Me who? Who the hell is me-who???

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Knock-Knock? Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison (I listen) to the radio sometimes!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Dishwasher. Dishwasher Who? Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth (This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? I'll sue you if ya don't let me in!

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Knock,knock! Who's there? King! King who? King Kong is now part of China.

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Knock-knock Who's there Who Who who I don't know what the heck your talking about but good owl impression.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!

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