Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra? You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.
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Why is the south bad at calculus? They don't know how to integrate.
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My friend refuses to believe that working with decimals is easier than working with fractions. He is missing the point.
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What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle
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What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common? They both want you to tell them Y.
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What did the evil fraction say? You will never stop my plans for world denomination.
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I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting between two identical twins. It was impossible to differentiate between them.
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Someone told me they didn't like calculus. I told them their opinion would change over time.
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Why did the Calculus Teacher take the student's calculator away? He was viewing graphic material
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Calculus has a steep learning curve... But at least you know exactly how steep the learning curve is!
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Why are bacteria so bad at maths? Because they multiply by dividing.
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| don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless. But, anyway. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or else people will think you're being irrational. But that is beside the point.
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Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise.
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"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher. "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
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I hate calculus... I sometime wonder why I thought I should SINE up for this.
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Drinking alcohol is like calculus. You have to know your limits.
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Don’t date a calculus teacher. They’re gonna replace u
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I recently had a heated debate with a mathematician about fractions. It's fair to say that our opinions were divided
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Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? A. Acute Triangle
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My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals. I told her I hope she gets a "C".
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