What's a golfers' favorite type of music? Swing.
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What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems? Megadebt
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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.
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What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
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Who's Santas favorite singer? Elf-is Presley !
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Don't marry a singer. I married one and it was just "me, me, me" all the time.
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what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean? Heavy rock
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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I've been having trouble playing it I guess I can't complain though, it's not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached
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Does music make you think? It made Stevie wonder...
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What kind of computer is the best singer? A dell
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A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies. “Who?” the son asks. “Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car. Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
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I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum. I think I have a percussion.
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I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
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What do you call it when a singer gets a chance? An opera-tunity!
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I used to be ugly, but then I bought an acoustic guitar. Now I'm ugly and annoying
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Whats the difference between a guitar a tuna and glue You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish and your probably wondering what about the glue... I knew you would get stuck on that
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When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.
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