I told my bike it was two-tired. It couldn't stand up for itself.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

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I asked a boolean if it wanted lunch. It said maybe. Now I have bigger problems.

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I was going to tell a joke about the tide. But it went out.

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