A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
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Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers, and it's their mum saying "I have a computer question."
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I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.
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You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
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I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no Windows.
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We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
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Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does.
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I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.
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Password looks at itself in the mirror: "Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password."
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Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.
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I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
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I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone.
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Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open.
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Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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