Q: What's a space pirate's favorite planet? A: mArrrs!
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Why didn't the volcano have any money? It went bank-erupt.
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What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom? Magma.
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Why are volcanoes so jolly? Whenever they hear a joke, they erupt with laughter
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A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today. Said they took him for granite.
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A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.
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Copper is the only element that have eyes. Becuase it can Cu.
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What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems? Megadebt
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If you ever drop a volcano rock on your foot You'll Krakatoa
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From the 7 year old nephew: Why didn't the volcano eat dinner? Because its plates were broken.
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Hey girl, are you my Physics examination paper? Because I can stare at you for 3 hours and not understand a single thing
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Did you know that you can actually jump into a volcano? But only once.
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A physics teacher writes a question on a board "A 40 kg child that 100 cm tall is holding a parent's arms swinging them 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2 seconds, where will the child end up?" A few moments later, the teacher then comes over and reads a student's answer: "In a foste... read more
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The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile.
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When our son was 5... I tried to get him with the old joke "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?" The classic answer, of course, is "Finding half a worm." So I said "Hey Michael, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?" He thought a few seconds, then said "Falling into a volcano?" After I finall... read more
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I once told the family I like heavy metal. I got an iron anvil. Best gift ever.
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Why does windmills like heavy metal? Because they are a huge metal fan
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My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results speak for themselves
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What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy? About 50 IQ points.
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I think I'm failing my marine biology class. My grade is below C level.
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