A guy went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called, "How to Master Your Wife."The salesgirl said, "Our science fiction section is upstairs."
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Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long
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Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Page turner
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
A photon checks into a hotel. The porter asks if he has any luggage. "No thanks, I'm travelling light."